How would Sarah Palin answer this - Sarah, what qualilfies you to be President of the United States?

Charlie, could you rephrase that? I'll get back to ya on that you betcha. When Russian leader Putin rears his head Alaska is the first state he crosses so that gives me foreign policy experience. As far as defending the US from threats, my super eyesight allows me to detect threats when I look out my window. In addition, since my Vice-President will be in charge of Congress, that means I also be in charge of Congress because I will pick a Vice-President that I will be in charge of. Finally, since I have a daughter with Down's, that gives me health care experience to challenge what Obama reads at night from his light bulb of which all United States power is supplied by Alaska for the small towns with good weather to shoot moose from a helicopter Charlie.